Bureacracy Update

parliament.jpg  Good news, I needed to pick-up my tax identification number before noon Monday in order to get paid. It was not ready of course, something about a question they had about me leasing property in Budapest. It was apparently a blank on the form that wasn’t filled out correctly. Since the bureaucrat felt very bad that she had missed the error she went to extra trouble to get me my number. I also got my official police clearance. It was the item I thought was my electric bill because it said “electroshisch” and 2,200 forints I somehow didn’t recognize that it was my police clearance and 2,200 ft was the amount I paid to get it.

The only thing I am lacking is my social security number for medical care. From what I have heard about the medical system here it would be best if I not get sick. When my English classes had to use the word ‘bribe” in a sentence they said money paid in a hospital. There was quite a discussion as to whether you tip or you bribe when in the hospital. Today the Hungarian Times my English language weekly described the payments to doctors and nurses as a “gratuity.” Apparently it is customary especially if you want to see your doctor again or if you want the nurses to remember that you are there in the hospital so they don’t forget your meals and so on. The average general practice doctor makes about $1250 a month.

Here is hoping I don’t need any medical care.

I found the links for the art exhibits you all won’t get to see because they are leaving soon.

Wash Day

washersp.jpg One of those little things I need to mention before I think it is totally normal is my weird little wash machine. Zsuzsa very kindly came all the way over last week to give me a lesson. No one seemed to think I could learn for myself and no wonder, this little baby has 18 different wash cycles.

Statistically I read Hungary has fewer laundromats than almost all other countries. I’ve never seen one although there are dry cleaners around. Everyone must have their own little washer so I assume they are somewhat affordable. The stores sell mostly miniature soap boxes too although you can buy a box about 3 times larger than the one I have pictured. What I find weird is that if you don’t want your clothes sopping wet you must choose a cycle that includes “centrifugalas.” They don’t assume that you want your clothes spun or wrung out. Many of the cycles just wash and drain. I wrung out a lot of wet towels before I figured this out. When I finally used centrifugalas, the whole machine bounced up and down. The first time I tried to hold it to the floor, I thought I’d seen this in a Marx Brothers or was that I Love Lucy where the ceiling comes down on the people below? I’ve gotten used to it now & the clothes come out

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great after a little bouncing. The other really strange thing is that the cycle churns and stops, churns and stops for an hour or so. I assumed the washer was broken but Zsuzsa assures me that normal wash should go for at least an hour. She told me when she first did her wash in a U.S. and it was done in 20 minutes she assumed it couldn’t possibly be clean and washed it a couple more times. I think she is still a little doubtful about the engineering of our wash machines.

I almost forgot to mention that everyone apparently has a small 18 cycle wash machine but NO ONE has an automatic dryer. copy-of-clothes.jpg


Medical Multi-tasking

medjpeg.jpg One fairly efficient aspect of the bureaucracy was getting my medical clearance. I guess you have to be healthy enough to teach although now that they’ve got me over here are they going to consider sending me back? Anyway the day before school started I was told not to eat anything because I had a medical exam at 10am. When we arrived for the appointment the doctor was out. It was explained that he has a general practice and was called away by one of his patients. Zsuzsa did a proper huff and it was decided I could have some breakfast & come back.

We had a lot of time & I observed that the office was full of big paper file drawers, 24 drawers. I noticed they were arranged by year of the patient’s birth. Only one drawer for 1986+ but several drawers devoted to the 1920’s. That’s optimistic isn’t it?

The appointment struck me as really funny. Zsuzsa filled out my medical information the questions were pretty standard but when it came to “Do you drink alcohol? “Igen“with multiple choices. I said – bor(wine) and sor(beer) Zsuzsa was very pleased. “I didn’t know you drank beer- Do you want to go out to a pub tonight?”

Back to the doctor, when we got in, he asked if I had brought enough asthma medicine. I told him I hoped so. I think there was a debate or discussion on how to spell asthma & sulfa drugs (I’m allergic to) in Hungarian. He looked-up something in his medical dictionary. He took my blood pressure and told me to take off my shirt so he could listen to my chest. So there I was with my slightly holey undershirt. It was clean at least. My thought had been to pack an undershirt I could discard when I left, one less thing to carry home. I wasn’t expecting to have three people looking at me in it but there I was with Zsuzsa, the nurse and the doctor in my worn out undershirt. Next, Zsuzsa asked him to write a prescription for an ointment she needed. So the doctor took her blood pressure and listened to her chest. If she has any blood pressure problems they are probably due to the hassle of dealing with me. In the middle of our exams his cell phone rang then his desk phone rang. He talked for a very long time. Meanwhile the nurse was on the computer doing something that didn’t seem at all related at least she wasn’t playing tetras or anything.

I asked Zsuzsa what the long call was about and she said one of his patients called & said she had fainted & wanted to know what to do. The doctor told her she should go to the hospital. Apparently she didn’t like that idea and there was quite a bit of discussion. I got a piece of paper officially stamped which I took to the Modern Language Department office. Zsusza got her prescription. I found the whole thing incredibly Mickey Mouse but Zsuzsa commented that it was quite efficient. We both got the papers we needed and the lady who fainted got some good advice and the whole thing was done before noon less than two hours after our original appointment. I guess as far as dealing with bureaucracy goes this wasn’t bad. Besides that I had a really delicious dinner at the pub that night.

A First Success

budacastle-gate5.jpg I will have my tax id number next week. My first bureaucratic success if I can find my way back there & if they have it. I may pick-up my number in a week OR wait until MAY for it to come in the mail. H-m-m-m, I wonder what I should do.

I got my first electric bill Friday. Some things are VERY efficient. It’s about $25.00 for my first two weeks.

I went to the National Gallery Sunday. Lot’s of art and two special exhibits. I got trapped in the castle leaving and came out the wrong direction. As is now usual for me I ended up wandering around in the dark trying to find my tram stop. I did succeed and got home safely. I will attach pictures and something about the exhibit later.

http://picasaweb.google.com/Janwingen/BudapestCastle

I really liked the Vaszaray exhibit http://www.mng.hu/vaszary/vasary_hun.html

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More Bureaucracy!

papersofficial.jpg Last night I counted the various papers I carry around in case they are needed when we go to a office. I think I have over 25 now. However, I am no closer to getting paid. Yesterday I was refused a tax id number because I didn’t have a visa. The visa story is what started this blog.
If you want the details read on. Otherwise it suffices to say I visited more offices and will go to the office  for a tax id on Monday. If I get that number I can get paid.  Of course I won’t get the number.

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Well we had another stab at Hungarian paperwork today.

As I was waiting for Zsuzsa to finish her class I consulted with Steve a native of Britain who teaches here. I asked him how long it took him to get his official documents. He proudly pulled out three different cards from his wallet. Do you have this, this or this? Well then you won’t get any of them today he predicted. He proceeded to describe the kind of catch 22 ordeal he had been through to get them.

I didn’t mention this discouraging news to Zsuzsa as we took two trams over the Danube to the social security office. We went in and as is usual took a number which pretty quickly lit up with a desk number beside it. We found our way to the desk where a smiling lady located about six different sheets of forms and apparently explained that these forms needed to be completed and returned to a different office somewhere we didn’t have time to get to before Zsuzsa’s next class and of course would be closed when class was over. We took the two trams back to campus in time for Zsuzsa to get to her 1:30 class. She warned me I needed to be ready to leave by 3:45 for office to get my tax identification. We drove across the city to get to a new government office complex. After miraculously snagging a parking spot we wandered around looking for actual entrances to the buildings. After asking directions a couple of times we found an entrance with a uniformed guard handing out numbers. After some conversation he apparently said we were in the office for tax id numbers for Hungarian citizens. We needed to be in the building for tax id numbers for foreigners. We wondered around the complex again and finally found another building with lines and numbers. We were given forms to fill out. Zsuzsa again needed my mother’s full maiden name, my place of birth, my address, in short all the usual things. We presented our forms to a young woman who apparently said I didn’t have the right stamp on my letters of invitation. Zsuzsa was outraged that an official letter from the Hungarian Minister of Education wasn’t good enough.How can you get higher than an official letter from the Minister of Education?” She called the university office & miraculously found someone there to send a fax. I riffled through my packet of stuff & pulled out all the letters I had with stamps. One from the college with a stamp was apparently sufficient. She took my passport and things looked really hopeful BUT I didn’t have a visa. Szusza explained about the Schengen treaty and I riffled through my pile of paper and pulled out my letter from the Hungarian Consulate that states due to Hungary joining the Shengen area Decenber 2 I, 2007 I don’t need a visa. I need only to go the the competent bureau of Hungarian Immigration within 30 days…. Of course I don’t think she could actually translate the letter but she saw the word Schengen. She took the letter and showed it to a couple of people but the best they could do is to mail me a tax id number in 30 days. I can tell Zsuzsa doesn’t believe I will ever get it. officesmpapers.jpgCan you find the Minister of Education letter?


More Differences

budapestsaturday-002.jpg Riding the bus with a bus pass as I do is the easiest thing in the world. You don’t do anything but get on the bus. There are very rare and random bus inspectors who check passes. I got quite excited when I saw my first inspector. I haven’t seen one since. She was dressed like any other little old lady but was wearing an id clipped to her coat. I didn’t actually spot her until all the passengers around me started pulling out their passes & I did likewise. I guess if you get caught she writes you a ticket. She seemed a cheerful little lady. She waved as she got off and hopped on a tram. Might be an interesting job just riding around the city on random busses and trams all day. Zsuzsa thinks it is a ridiculous system. She says they estimate one out of 8 passengers is riding for free.

I bought a copy of the Budapest Sun an English language weekly. One of the front page articles was bemoaning that a number homeless whom refuse to sleep in the shelters. All the politicians would like to get them off the streets and there are adequate beds but many would rather sleep on the street. Zsuzsa and I ran into a mass feeding of the homeless on the street. They seemed to be feeding them rice with a sauce or gravey of some type and hot apple juice, unless it was something stronger.

The homeless I’ve seem are a little more industrious than Spokane’s homeless. One guy on a busy traffic circle was trying to sell a paper. He approached our car and my understanding is that he told Zsuzsa he needed money for a beer. She liked that he had a more direct approach and started to give him some small change. She said he complained that he needed more than she was giving so she got mad & gave him nothing.

The Same Yet Different

Budapest LadiesBefore I forget I thought I better write about those things that strike me as being the very different and a few things that are the same.

Fur, they wear a lot of it, I even saw a woman wearing one of those little minks with the head & claws on like my grandmother used to wear for special occasions. Most of the fur is trim on coats but occasionally you see full fur coats worn on weekdays, no special occasion. One reason for the popularity of fur might be the cold. Although the paper reports temperatures with 30 as the night time low and low 40’s for the daytime highs it seems really cold to me. Maybe that explains why everyone wears a scarf and hat also the older women still wear those felt hats if there not wearing a fur hat.

Children under age six all have one piece snowsuits on with cute little knit hats tied on. I can’t think that I have seen a single young child without full snowsuits and tied on hat but hey I’m cold too. I associate these full body suits with skiing and snowboarding but hey I’m cold too. I wish I had one.

Speaking of fashion square toed shoes are the thing here for both men and women. It’s sort of a stereotype thinking of eastern Europeans in square toed shoes and it’s true. Me with my clunky rounded toes, I imagine I stick out but I’m not changing. My toes aren’t formed square. I imagine it’s like the Chinese foot binding if you grow up with square toed shoes all your life they probably fit.

Today I saw my very first recycling bins but don’t even think of going to the grocery store without your plastic bag. Everyone carries them and you pack your own groceries. They sell them to you in the store for 10 forints (6 cents) or more if you want a plastic bag that will actually hold two days worth of groceries. This has created a culture of reused bags yet they don’t seem to have any other commitment to recycling. There are zillions of mineral water bottles in the trash.

Pencils have no erasers. Everyone has red and blue and just the occasional regular lead pencil on their desks. None of them have erasers. The school gave me a small bag of supplies to start school with: four highlighters, a blue book with graft type paper which I assume is intended to be my grade book, a large pad of scrap paper, sticky notes, a pen, a pencil and a separate eraser. Why?? The Hungarians also lack rubber bands and plastic wrap.

 

Some things that are about the same.

Zsuzsa says the weather report says snow may come anytime but after a week of her  saying that there hasn’t been a flake. Just like home the weather report is wrong.

 

Even though park space is small, I thought I saw a dog park yesterday. I asked Zsuzsa about it and she said yes that there are dog parks. “They tried having a park just for children AND dogs but it didn’t work out so they have parks just for dogs.” In a very small playground I also saw an official sign that said “Dog WC” in one corner. Yuck! I  guess the plastic bags are too precious  to use  for  poop scoops.